With the new All That Remains album blaring in the background, I call my table “Play-Test Central”
I see Kor Cartographer ad Plains …
So, I just got home. I attended the Scars of Mirrodin Game Day at King’s Comics in Tracy. Definitely a nice shop and the gentleman running it (not sure his name) was a really cool and helpful guy. I ended up taking fifth out of ten contestants. While it was a fun time, I wish I would have gone…
Four Words: Fuck You Captain Awesome
Amen. I’m really kinda surprised that you read that all, haha.
I’ve moved everything from this blog to that one and plan to update it more often. Feel free to look my couple friends, haha.
America, Fuck Yeah!
- You: Go fuck yourself
- Stranger: OMG i
- Stranger: would if i could
- Stranger: im just so sexxi
- You: nigger
- You: right?
- Stranger: NOPE ,
- You: you fucking watermelon loving nigger
- Stranger: thats a bad word
- You: FUCK YOU TERRORIST
- Stranger: EW
- You: It's an american word, fucker
- Stranger: terrorists are like indian
- You: Go fuck yourself
- Stranger: like i said i would if i couls
- Stranger: are you blem ?
- Stranger: ya fuckin' cunt licker
- You: Blem? What the fuck is that? Nigger talk?
- Stranger: CARPET MUNCHER
- You: Fucking niggers ...
- You: Kike
- Stranger: are you like really racist or something
- You: Fuck you, I'm American
- Stranger: YEAH SO AM I
- Stranger: YA FUCKER
- You: Take your nigger, kike, or rag head talk else where
- You: spic
- Stranger: WTF !? , if you didnt want to talk , disconnect
- You: Suck my disconnected dick
- Stranger: YOUR DUMB
- Stranger: GO DIE
- You: No
- You: Fag
- Stranger: YES
- You: Lesbian fag
- Stranger: DO WHAT I SAY BITCH
- Stranger: FAG
- Stranger: FAG
- You: Go eat Obama's cock, you socialist pig
- Stranger: FAG
- Stranger: ID RATHER NOT
- Stranger: THANKS
- You: Fuck you
- Stranger: FUCK YOUR MOM
- You: I'm American
- Stranger: TRUU , you already got that through
- You: Go declare Jihad on a quickie mart, osama
- Stranger: STFU .
- Stranger: piece of shit
- Stranger: trailer trash
- You: Watch your mouth!
- You: Your language is offensive!
- Stranger: HAHA FUNNY , coming from you .
- You: Damn, my cock is huge
- You: Wanna see?
- Stranger: TRU
- Stranger: did i ask?
- Stranger: i think not
- Stranger: soo NO
- You: Fucking faggot
- Stranger: TRUUU
- Stranger: TRU
- Stranger: TRU
- Stranger: TRU
- Stranger: TRU
- Stranger: TRU
- You: What the fuck?
- You: Eat shit and die
- You: And suck it
- Stranger: like i said Id rather not ,
- You: I'm sorry
- You: I love you
- Stranger: GO die in a ditch mother fucker
- You: Are we still friends
- Stranger: I HATE YOU
- You: ?
- Stranger: YOUR DUMB
- You: ( . )( .)
- Stranger: ARE you like bi-polar or something
- You: Crooked tits lol
- Stranger: tru , i didnt ask to see them !
- You: No, we're fine
- Stranger: SHUTUP
- You: FUCK YOU YOU BIGGOTED PIECE OF COCK SUCKING SHIT
- Stranger: YUP
- You: <3
- Stranger: i suck cock all day
- Stranger: MMMMMMM
- You: Want mine?! :D
- Stranger: \ . / \ . /
- Stranger: and NO
- Stranger: your is gross
- Stranger: yours*
- You: 69
- You: 69
- You: 69
- Stranger: MM all day
- You: 666
- Stranger: NO ,
- Stranger: thats bad
- Stranger: 000
- You: Your mom likes to suck Satan's cock. I know, he told me so after I raped and killed her
- Stranger: Thats to bad .
- Stranger: im glad my mother is dead
- You: Yeah, she's a slutty little bitch
- You: With a fat ass
- Stranger: she deserved to burn in hell
- Stranger: yes i agree
- You: BIG BOOTY BITCHES :D
- Stranger: I dont like that song
- You: fag
- Stranger: FAGGOT
- Stranger: FAGGOT
- Stranger: FAGGOT
- Stranger: FAGGOT
- Stranger: FGOOT
- You: Gook
- Stranger: Rocketlauncher
- You: FUCK YOU I AM AMERICAN
- Stranger: GRENADE
- Stranger: NO shit , are you dumb ?
- Stranger: you already said that
- You: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH. SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS!
- Stranger: IM AMERICAN TOO , FAGGOTTT
- You: Nope
- Stranger: YEEP
- You: Nope
- Stranger: and , your ass is nasty
- You: Americans love Jesus
- Stranger: no one wants to lick it
- Stranger: besides your grandma
- Stranger: i hate jesus
- Stranger: hes gay
- You: Fuck you
- You: GO DIE
- You: FUCK YOU
- Stranger: FUCK YOOOUU
- You: AMERICAN
- Stranger: FUCK YOU
- }
- You: ME
- Stranger: FUCK YOU
- Stranger: FUCK YOU
- Stranger: AMERICANS SUCK DICK
- You: I hate you terrorist fucks. Go jack off Obama
- Stranger: SO DO I , SOO , AMERICANS ARE FAGGOTS
- Stranger: im not a fucking terrorist
- Stranger: you fat fucks
- You: Are you willing to anal?
- Stranger: NO , thats gross .
- Stranger: shut up .
- You: nope
- Stranger: YEPP
- You: its american
- You: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
- Stranger: then , americans are dirty fucks
- You: its the american way
- You: FUCK YOU
- Stranger: YEA , The gay way
- You: Tits are so awesome
- Stranger: TRUUU ,
- You: Got any sweet tit pics?
- Stranger: NO ,
- You: Why?
- Stranger: not for you .
- You: TIT PICS ARE AWESOME
- Stranger: cause your american thats why
- You: Wanna see my awesome tits?
- Stranger: YEA FOR SURE
- You: FUCK YOU FAGGOT! I HAVE A COCK!
- You: and delightful little balls
- Stranger: I know , but your soo damn fat , you have tits bigger th mine
- Stranger: then *
- You: I'm fucking fit, bitch
- You: let's fuck
- You: NOW!
- Stranger: YEA FUCKIN RIGHT
- Stranger: your american ,
- Stranger: you cant be fit
- You: Oh yeah, fuck me!
- Stranger: NO
- You: *Gets fucked by you*
- You: OH YEAH
- Stranger: your gay and like anal
- You: Your vagina is so floppy and looose!
- Stranger: EWW
- Stranger: EW
- Stranger: EW
- Stranger: EW
- You: *cums while you fuck me*
- You: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Stranger: EW
- Stranger: EW
- Stranger: your gross ,
- You: Fag
- Stranger: your prolly some fatass low life
- You: Go fuck Osama and Obama ... they'
- You: re the fucking same
- Stranger: TRUU
- Stranger: Ive already fucked them
- You: FAG
- You: Nice
- Stranger: YUP
- You: Gay
- Stranger: YUP
- Stranger: YUP
- You: I dunno
- Stranger: YUP
- Stranger: YUP
- You: I'm high
- You: I'm sorry
- Stranger: i fuck every guy i see
- You: Let's start fresh
- Stranger: i didnt ask
- Stranger: and NO
- You: I'm Buddha
- Stranger: you have already scared me for life
- You: Wanna be fat friends?
- Stranger: NO
- Stranger: YOur fat , im not
- You: You fat piece of shit ...
- Stranger: NO
- Stranger: NO
- Stranger: NO
- Stranger: your wrong
- Stranger: stop lying
- You: Try out some bolemia ... or anorexia
- You: Fatso
- Stranger: thats how i got so damn skinny ;)
- Stranger: it works !!!
- Stranger: YEEE
- You: SUCK MY COCK AND LICK MY ANUS AND LOVE ME FOREVER
SOTD
All That Remains - Dead Wrong
Here we go
You assume that you’re my best friend
No life, just consume what you attach to
Failure, now hang on others and try to fill the hollow
Pathetic, weak, laughable
You live to follow wantless admiration
Shameless you dig for status, on your knees crawl
Validation becomes an all consuming goal
Intruding nature, demanding one to play the roll
You’re not worth my time
Ya damn hanger on
You’ve got a long way to go
You’re still dead wrong
Now dot the map, bring the gifts you offer
As a payment for your audience
Stand up worship bow down to your knees
Intrenched within a culture that exploits the offers
Relish in the excess
Pathetic your punishment we must endure
Validation becomes an all consuming goal
Intruding nature, demanding one to play the roll
You’re not worth my time
Ya damn hanger on
You’ve got a long way to go
You’re still dead wrong
You know that trust can not be bought
And still know doubt of your return
You can’t pretend to know my heart
And no we’re not of the same cloth
You’re not worth my time
Ya damn hanger on
You’ve got a long way to go
You’re still dead wrong
Dear Future Hubby,
I know you always said you didn’t believe in “love at first sight”, but that day I saw you walking in the halls at Pitman High School I knew there was something special about you.
It seems like just yesterday we were chatting on AIM, talking on the phone for hours at a time,…
